sassyabrahamlincoln:
*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*
(via hotboyproblems)
victoriousboss:
venomsnake:can i order ass at mcdonaldsass machine broke
venomsnake:
can i order ass at mcdonalds
ass machine broke
(via c-teardrops)
tvspecial:
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
the-pizza:
drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here
(via nahtfunny)